Slim Jim may not be the finest meat delicacy.
But on the Great Open Road, alternatives are scarce. 

Slim Jim's new Meat Clips attach to your car visor.
Nothing pairs better with a setting sun than a Slim Jim.

When you stop overnight at a motel in the middle of nowhere, take comfort in knowing there is meat nearby.

Pick up a Road Meat Atlas and make sure to stop by a nearby
Meat Parlor before getting back on the interstate.

Slim Jameson*
1 liter of Jameson Whiskey, aged 12 years
1 Slim Jim, aged 1 - 6 years
5 cubes of ice (optional)
Use Slim Jim to stir slowly